{"type":"general","setup":"How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?","punchline":"Your head hits the ceiling!","id":126}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a chimney joke?","punchline":"Got stacks of em! First one's on the house","id":150}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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