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{"type":"standard","title":"Daan Jippes","displaytitle":"Daan Jippes","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q604754","titles":{"canonical":"Daan_Jippes","normalized":"Daan Jippes","display":"Daan Jippes"},"pageid":3138125,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/Daan_Jippes_in_Frankfurt_2009.JPG/330px-Daan_Jippes_in_Frankfurt_2009.JPG","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Daan_Jippes_in_Frankfurt_2009.JPG","width":3771,"height":2514},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1205309319","tid":"0a4c7271-c736-11ee-824e-86e3d9a1f1f0","timestamp":"2024-02-09T10:29:01Z","description":"Dutch cartoonist (born 1945)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daan_Jippes","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daan_Jippes?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daan_Jippes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Daan_Jippes"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daan_Jippes","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Daan_Jippes","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daan_Jippes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Daan_Jippes"}},"extract":"Daniel Jan \"Daan\" Jippes is a Dutch cartoonist who's known for his work on Disney comics. In the 1980s and 1990s he drew many covers for Gladstone Publishing's Disney magazines. In the 1990s he redrew for Egmont old Junior Woodchucks stories from the 1970s, originally written by Carl Barks and drawn by John Carey, Kay Wright and Tony Strobl.","extract_html":"
Daniel Jan \"Daan\" Jippes is a Dutch cartoonist who's known for his work on Disney comics. In the 1980s and 1990s he drew many covers for Gladstone Publishing's Disney magazines. In the 1990s he redrew for Egmont old Junior Woodchucks stories from the 1970s, originally written by Carl Barks and drawn by John Carey, Kay Wright and Tony Strobl.
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